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"A Character I Used to Know" â A "Game of Thrones" Season 1 Parody by Not Literally Productions

happafaith: THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: comboreversal: puffpuffpeace: baby baby baby This literally just crushed me. I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

Literally the only way that I’ll be able to get a boyfriend

literally my first thought when she said that in the scene dbshsdbdkja

widjetarcs replied to your post “what is your preferred ball size/cum output for sile?” 1-2 liters is the right amount of excessive. Just enough to fill up a partner nice and good, but not enough to cause serious

Do not hesitate coming towards me to ask me if I want to be part of a folio project. Because I’m willing. I can do stuff inbetween commissions, I really really really really really really could use the money. Like… please. Invite me, let me be

Literally none asked for the sequel of this lolokay, I lied, few ppl mentioned smth in the tags that they’d like Jasper to wear that dress

fyeahljoe: © | do not modify data. any form of secondary processing is prohibited.

Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell this Saturday afternoon lol..it literally took me 1 hour to make my breakfast when all I had to do was boil an egg… also I’m eating my “breakfast” at 2:30pm… cause it took

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

phaserbeams: if I’m not playing video games I’m probably thinking about them

If its not gay then whats the point

tinyrats: sadtitty: how about you’re not asian don’t make asian parent jokes honestly ths applies to so many child abuse jokes relating 2 specific races n cultures lik i see so many damn white ppl making la chancla jokes or goin ‘absurdly strict

I’d laugh… but Im am literally, not joking at all, afraid this is the road we’re heading down. Not that specifically ^ but something equally as bad…

mayapitaya: therincrowd: ohmages: thevirginnotes: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how Mind fucking blown I was actually watching like “okay its coming out of his… erm… okay… he’s hiding them in his erm…. okay where the fuck

the-art-of-fangirling: journey’s end is literally the worst because you get this and everything is so happy and you’re like yes finally everything is going to be okay because the doctor isn’t alone and he is surrounded by friends and people that

Smokin’ Hot….Literally!

initiala: demonicae: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: racethewind10: emma-regina4ever: beckpoppins: adiwriting: fandomlife-universe: So I’m on AO3 and I see a lot of people who put “I do not own [insert fandom here]” before their story. Like, I

not of self, but of geography.

17yr: “hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”

crewnex: snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

Not Lost, on an Adventure

it is literally 5:20 rn and i think my mother is awake fuck fuck fuck.

thaunderground: Time for a new game of Which One is the Mom? The mother had her when she was six or some shit, I honestly cannot tell who is the older one.

LITERALLY MY REACTION TO THE PREVIOUS POST:

dippedinblacksugar: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even

littlesexpet: cummanu: Any time… any place… this is literally in my boy friend’s house but you’re acting like it’s some public place??? dude chill and quit with the “good girl” tag Get over yourself. Damn.

cassandrapentayaaaaas: Fic tag: slow burn Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough

I feel like there has been a literal bloodbath between sex workers on Tumblr lately. Holy crap there’s been so much drama. I’m just over here chillin with an umbrella trying not to get blood on my lingerie :3

certified-not-straight: I hate that I take the literal smallest things as rejection or signs that someone hates me ME AF

fckinstoned: don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world

thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going

goddamnelsa: yeah okay sorry but when i saw the quote i couldn’t not think of usagi/mamoru(quote from parks and rec because usagi and andy are two peas in a pod)

yruos: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way

norcula:fairycosmos:fairycosmos:god the loneliness of young adulthood is so real it’s just trying not to cry on public transport and doing dishes it’s sitting at home on a weekend and feeling this sudden wave of bittersweet nostalgia for something

foxnewsfuckfest: coleevarts: coleevarts: blackandmildwithgod: If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars Need my บ Guys i literally just got tipped บ at work Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

whoredinarygirl: if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”

hyphen-hifin: trustloki: 3000–21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet

not today satan

bovidae:not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

princessoforlais: a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online. ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in

thepinkteapot: Baltimore Coverage you may not see.

yeah-thats-not-it: Even if we’re just making out my hand is going to end up on your throat

yokhakidfiasco: satabando: twitblr: What exactly is the government’s usefulness if it can come through clutch in this time of need?! (x) we gotta stop being surprised that the country that was literally built off ppls backs doesn’t care about

magikofficial: one last thing before I go that I just need to inform you all of, yet again: seasons 1-3 of Spongebob are literally, and I’m not exaggerating, the funniest television comedy ever

edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one

whismical: *pushes tear back into eye* not now

asexuallalligator: [”YOU’RE NOT SEXY ANYMORE” (Asexual Alligator) GOOD.]

not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy

onlysharman: I guess this is the part where I say something witty. I’m not witty.

Not Suitable for Weenies

pinnetree: me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im gonan fuckign lose it me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or

weirdlyprecious: Hit the DiamondGIVE ME ALL THE RUBIEEEES!!! The way that this episode had not only things I wished, but things I thought that would be pretty unlikely to happen makes it hard to believe that I’m not dreaming, somehow. At the beginning

sluttynuggets: WARNING!!! DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING IF UNDER 18!!! VERY NSFW TEXT!!! NOT FOR CHILD EYES!!! i want my otp to frickle

makos-lightningrod: Food, yum. #STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY ANIMATED MAKO SHOVING FIST-SIZED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN #AFTER MAKING HIM MOAN #LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BRYKE #BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.

tennalum:naked-yogi: Pro-choice does not mean pro-murder. Pro-choice does not mean pro-abortion. Pro-choice means you support the right of an individual to do whatever they want with their own body. Pro-choice doesn’t mean you are pro-killing unborn

look the fact that you’re a wlw doesn’t give you the right to initiate a conversation with a wlw by saying “I want to fuck you” or “I’d fuck you” literally it’s never okay unless you already have that kind of relationshipstop pretending

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